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Liberals & Conservatives: A few differences

by John Allison III, editor

I received this in an email today. It was meant to be humorous, but the veracity of the statements below should be obvious to anyone.

  • If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

    If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat..

    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

  • If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

    If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

  • If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

  • If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

    Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

  • If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

  • If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Which of these best identifies you?

I’m proud to call myself a conservative!


Tags: Liberals, Liberalism, Humor, Conservatism

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April 24, 2010 - Posted by | Conservatism

8 Comments »

  1. That is the whole TRUTH & NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!! I am a CONSERVATIVE THEN!!

    Comment by Sean Ools | April 24, 2010 | Reply

  2. Boy, how true this is!

    Comment by Ray | April 24, 2010 | Reply

  3. Sadly this article is true. I say sadly because the Liberals seem to have taken control of our country. It seems that the Conservatives have fallen asleep at the switch. They better wake up soon, or there will be no more reason to. ss

    Comment by snappysandy | April 25, 2010 | Reply

  4. Conservatives have always been passive, as a general rule. I believe that is changing,and in a big way. Conservatives are now beginning to wake up, but it has to be a MASSIVE wake-up of those who cherish their liberty and freedom the most. We can turn this ruptured sinking ship around, but it is going to take all of us collectively. Leave the liberals where they stand, on sinking soil. I am moving to the high ground where the real Americans are.

    Comment by Thomas Clement | April 25, 2010 | Reply

  5. How liberals took over the country is explained by the very email, the differences between Liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives are too busy living their lives, they respect opposing views and therefore are slow to respond to Liberal challenges.

    Comment by mikepegasus | April 26, 2010 | Reply

  6. I used to be a liberal until my liberties started being taken away, now I know that we as Americans and The rest of the conservatives need to take a stand as they did in 1776.
    God Bless America!

    Comment by Wynston Lynn | April 26, 2010 | Reply

  7. Conservatives respect opposing views? That’s the biggest load of horse crap. Conservatives like having their views reiterated to them by facetious, lying pundits.

    Comment by Pogo | April 26, 2010 | Reply

  8. This is great. Couldn’t agree more. “Liberal” is a misnomer.

    Comment by Dorothea De Luca | April 26, 2010 | Reply


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