How about a divorce?
From Neal Boortz
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,We’ve stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what’s right. So let’s just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.So here’s a model separation agreement.Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That’s going to be the difficult part, but I’m sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war, we’ll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.We’ll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and we’ll let you have NBC and Hollywood.You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will provide them with security. You won’t have to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in their place “Imagine.” I’d like to teach the world to sing “Kumbaya” or “We are the world.” We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name and our flag.Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.Sincerely,John J WallLaw student and an AmericanP.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda |
See original post and more at Neal’s website.
What the left doesn’t want to remember…
A Brief History of Bush’s Time
A Brief History of Bush’s Time
By Randall Hoven at The American Thinker
The current narrative of the Bush Presidency is that it is a failure (believed by 107 of 109 historians surveyed) and that George W. Bush is the worst President in history (believed by 61% of those surveyed historians). Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said, “The president already has the mark of the American people — he’s the worst president we ever had.”
That’s one narrative. I have another.
Despite being handed one of the worst situations in history from President Clinton, and being fought tooth and nail by his opponents in government and the media, literally from the day of his election, President George W. Bush persevered to restore prosperity at home and to make the US and the world more free and secure.
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Mr. Duncan, It’s Time to Step Aside
By the time election day rolled around this year, it was well known the GOP wasn’t trying to maximize the number of races it would win, but instead trying to minimize the number of races it would lose. Here’s a headline from June 9 of this year, GOP Official: If We Only Lose Eight Senate Seats, We Win. Talk about setting yourself up for defeat.
The Republican Party Chairman, Mike Duncan, wants another shot even after the drumming the party took in November’s elections. But does he deserve it? Can the GOP recover under the same leader who served as helmsman through this past election cycle?
I believe the answer is no.
Chairman Duncan has served the Republican Party for 30+ years and we are grateful for his service, but it’s time to step aside.
A growing movement of grassroots conservatives has sprung up since the election, alive with an energy that we never saw throughout this past election cycle. Almost 7,000 have endorsed Rebuild the Party‘s plan to revive the GOP and almost 2,000 are active on the movement’s Ning social networking site–blogging, participating in discussion forums, and forming alliances of fellow grassroots activists, all in preparation for elections that will take place in two and four years. This movement counts over 4,300 members in its group on the social networking site Facebook.
Another grassroots movement, Top Conservatives on Twitter, has sprung to life as well. In a few short weeks, it has grown to more than 1,500 members. This group has already begun to organize and implement Action Projects to promote conservative causes. An internet campaign to stop the auto company bailout, an alliance formed with Ford Motor Company when it became clear Ford wasn’t asking for federal money, and a drive to enlist RNC members are just a few of the causes this group of activists have undertaken in the weeks since the election.
The rapid growth and impact of these movements demonstrate greatest weakness in the current RNC leadership. It ignored or dismissed them almost entirely throughout the campaign. These online activists weren’t utilized while Barack Obama was building an internet army to promote his message and distort ours. We were routed in November, in part, because we failed to integrate 21st century communications in our strategy.
The internet is a medium that can carry our conservative message cheaply and efficiently. Now is not the time to trust in leaders who cannot or will not embrace the technology that makes our message available to 183 million adults who have access to the internet. According to this Harris Interactive poll and this Zogby poll, the internet is the MOST trusted source for news among Americans. And the GOP failed to make use of this during the 2008 elections.
Now is the time to step aside Mr. Duncan, for the good of the party.
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Automakers grab loans, look to Obama White House
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush gave the U.S. automakers $17.4 billion in emergency rescue loans, but the fate of the industry is in the hands of President-elect Barack Obama.
Simply letting the carmakers collapse was not an option amid a recession, housing slump and financial credit crunch, Bush said in announcing the short-term loans and demanding tough concessions from the automakers and their employees.
“By giving the auto companies a chance to restructure, we will shield the American people from a harsh economic blow at a vulnerable time,” the president said in his Saturday radio address. “And we will give American workers an opportunity to show the world once again that they can meet challenges with ingenuity and determination, and emerge stronger than before.”
Detroit’s Big Three cheered the action and vowed to rebuild their once-mighty industry, though they acknowledged it would be tough to fight their way back from the brink of bankruptcy. If the carmakers fail to prove viability — a positive cash flow and ability to make good on the loans — by March 31, they will be required to repay the government loans.
That’s something they would find all but impossible to do.
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Exactly what we’ve been saying. If an Arkansas hillbilly like me could figure this out, you’d think our elected officials in DC could have.
3 Little Piggies Gorging Selves at Gov’t Trough
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President Bush: Automakers to get $17.4B
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON – The Bush administration came to the rescue of the U.S. auto industry Friday, offering $17.4 billion in loans in exchange for concessions from the deeply troubled carmakers and their workers.

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“Allowing the auto companies to collapse is not a responsible course of action,” President Bush said, citing danger for the entire national economy as well as the carmakers. Bankruptcy, he said, would deal “an unacceptably painful blow to hardworking Americans” across the economy.
One official said $13.4 billion of the money would be available this month and next, $9.4 billion for General Motors Corp. and $4 billion for Chrysler LLC. Both companies have said they soon might be unable to pay their bills without federal help. Ford Motor Co. has said it does not need immediate help.
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Well, he officially did it–undermined everything we accomplished in getting the original House bailout defeated. Bush ignored public opinion and the US Senate in a vain attempt to keep his legacy from being forever tied to the current economic crisis.
The statement says concessions were made by the auto companies. What concessions? That they’ll pay the loan back if they haven’t developed a plan to become viable by March? What in the Hell are they going to pay it back with? And if this money is to keep them afloat until then, will they need another bailout in March?
Where are the concessions by the UAW? Hell, in this interview yesterday Gettelfinger was finally getting used to the idea that concessions were going to be unavoidable. This irresponsible move by the Bush White House will only embolden him once again and make it much more difficult to force contract amendments that could once again make American automakers competitive.
You’d think the President would have learned after the financial industry bailout failed to achieve it’s goal. Government bailouts don’t work! All he’s done is ensure that it will be business as usual in Detroit, with the same incompetent management and the same bloated labor contracts that create a drag on the American auto industry as if it was trying to pull an aircraft carrier anchor along behind it.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the United Socialist States of America (USSA)! Comrade Kruschev must be quite pleased now.
“I once said, “We will bury you,” and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.”
–Nikita Khrushchev